Conversations with a Two Year Old

Me: What's your name?

Braden: Braden Henrie. (Sounds like Bwraden H-aw-nrie)

Me: What's Mommy's name?

Braden: Baby "Tawter."

Me: No, thats' our baby's name. What's mommy's name?

Braden: Honey!

This one happened while in the car.

Braden: Ow mom.

Me: What happened?

Braden: My eye popped out!

Me: Your eye popped out! How did your eye pop out?

Braden: Ow!

Me: Put it back in.

Braden: Oh. I put it back in .